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Haiku Challenge #3: Zombie Ayn Rand [Sep. 28th, 2007|03:38 am]
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The first two Haiku Challenges are lost to time, but from now on I will be logging them here. Feel free to add some haikus.

Today's Haiku Challenge may not make many sense to the dulled, unlearned masses that I am implying you are a part of if you don't get what I'm talking about, but it is certain to be "insanifun" (I like this word, I think I'll use it in conjunction with Billy Stupendous' old "radicool"). Anyway, the challenge is thus: a haiku about the reanimated corpse of Ayn Rand, perhaps the most terrifying thing I can think of. Here we go!

Zombie? No, not I
Liberals, they eat more brains
The minds of the weak

Chewing on a face
Rugged individual
One corpse against all

Russian zombie moan
A is A and can't be B
Can't observe "alive"

And, of course, let us not forget the responses to Haiku Challenge #2: Happy 9-11.

B.K. wrote a pretty nice haiku, here:
look up in the sky
its a bird,a plane,no wait
its just george w bush

Sarah, I'm sorry but this is not actually a haiku:
what the hell does this mean and what the hell is so happy about 9/11?

And that was it. Those were all the responses. NEVER FORGET, INDEED.
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